white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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