Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
