your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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