i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
