im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well I just put wine in my tea
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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