On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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