Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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