but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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