does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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