ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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