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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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