That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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