I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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