I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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