so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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