you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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