Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ugly people sure do ruin things
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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