Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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