My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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