Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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