Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
