Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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