i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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