garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sponge bath it is.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
handjob tips. give me some.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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