Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
