her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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