dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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