Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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