wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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