i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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