Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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