your parents love me but you hate me
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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