I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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