it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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