doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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