I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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