4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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