you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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