Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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