I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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