"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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