when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I need water and some morals
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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