Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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