So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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