Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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