is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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