At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I want her autograph on my taint
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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