BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Terrible idea I love it
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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