Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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