I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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