rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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