ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
where am i from again
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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