i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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