8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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