I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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