Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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