guys are not supposed to queef...right?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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