I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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