she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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